I'm back after my week off and hey, check it out! A new picture format! You guys have no idea how much effort this will save me but know that I'm super lazy and I would kill someone if it meant I never had to clean my house for the rest of my life so just be glad that all of your organs are still intact.

First place last night were the Knuckle Children! They're well on the way to establishing themselves as a solid powerhouse. 49 points for these dooods.

Second place was the team with the best name EVER, Touched By an Uncle! They change their name every week but I hope this one sticks because it's unbeatable. 48 points for those bright and shiny faces.

Get ready to do a spit-take: in third place was Mouthful of Crazy with 47 points! Not sure what happened here but I've noticed that they've been giving me fewer and fewer bites of their food lately so I'm not sayin, but I'm just sayin...

2nd Place tonight with 48 points was the lone gunman who calls himself Brew Tang Clan. He came, he dropped knowledge and he melted into the night. Here's an artist's rendition:

JUST landing in third place by virtue of a tiebreaker was Mouthful of Crazy who beat out Yogurt Enema with 47 points.

¡NEW TEAM ALERT! Yogurt Enema brought their "unique" brand of New Age healing to trivia and took first place with a solid 55 points. After a yogurt enema it was probably the only thing that was solid youknowwhatI'msayin'?

I know what you're thinking: "Where's Mouthful of Crazy?" Here they are, grabbing second place with 52 points and getting ready to hit the art museum. Finally, some culture for these classy broads.

¡ANOTHER NEW TEAM! Third place winners tonight were Crazy Eyes, winning a tie-breaker and racking up 49 points. Don't look now, but I think I know where they got their name. Sure, she looks nice, but those eyes will melt your brain.

First place with 55 points was Mouthful of Crazy. I can't remember what category they dominated to climb to the top again but it was probably most of them.

In second with their highest-ever score of 51 were the Knuckle Children! They felt the slippery ooze of victory for a brief moment but, as it tends to do, it dripped through their fingers and all over their floor.

Third place with 47 points were I Can Fit 3 Guys In My Backseat. I'm not sure how comfortable I am giving away my Spiderman book to admitted serial killers but they earned it. Sorry Spiderman, you're going to be someone's lampshade soon.

Third place winners (and losers of a tiebreaker) were Burger/French Fry/Lemonade - delicious even in defeat. 46 points!

Second placers and tiebreaking masters were the Cheez Whiz Kids, correctly guessing how many words the shortest story about dinosaurs has. Bueno.

It's Bruce's birthday so it's only right that Mouthful of Crazy won, although they usually win whether or not someone fell out of their mom a few years earlier. 51 points!

Sorry for the time confusion this week - we got it all fixed and the Twitter girl was locked in the shame closet for her crimes. See you next week at 9:00!

Your first place team abdicated their halftime shots and went on to ACE the 2nd half of trivia, netting themselves 54 points in the process. I give you - Mouthful of Crazy.

Your 2nd place team was It's Britney, Bitch. They loved the music I was playing but made it unnecessarily clear that they weren't hitting on me. Too, too clear.  47 points!

Third place were the Knuckle Children, back from their broomball hiatus. Or was it curling? I can never tell what people from St. Paul are in to these days. 45 points!

First place was Mouthful of Crazy, featuring this guy - probably the most illustrative of their name out of all of the players on their team. Holy crap 55 points!

Second place were Dick Tuesday, once again falling victim to the whiskey shots afforded to the halftime winners. 53 points, and dressed so classy!

This week's third place team and winners of Crap I Find In My Storage Locker (this week: a monkey sligshot thing!) were The Most Interesting Team In the World. Tell me a story about the time you scored 45 points, Most Interesting Team...

First place was Mouthful of Crazy with the same amount of points as there are damned souls screaming for the blood of David Hasselhoff.

Second place was Brew Tang Clan, doing surprisingly well on their Sound Round but still only scoring as many points as there are strains of herpes on Paris Hilton's face.

Winning the fresh new 3rd place prize of Stuff I Found In My Storage Unit (this week: a Cranium mini game!) were 'Murica, with just as many points as there are days left in this infernal Winter.

First place with 54 points - Mouthful of Crazy, back on top with their original line up! It's been a while.

Second place with 48 points - Jesus BBQ! Jesus BBQ - feast on the most blessed meats.

In third place with 46 points - 'Murica! These guys have been coming on strong, it's only a matter of time before they pull out a win.

Dick Tuesday emerged from the shadows of our memory to take first place handily, scoring 51 points. Welcome back!

Coming through in a tiebreaker to take 2nd, Mouthful of Crazy was closest in guessing how much a ton of dollar bills costs. 47 points - so adequate!

At first I thought that Team Deathmatch brought in some ringers, and then the ringer thought that a ton of dollars amounts to something like 30 million dollars so there went that theory. Still, 3rd place! Acceptable!