4.30 - Nobody Puts the Knuckle Children in the Corner

What a dominant night of trivia for the gentlemen of Knuckle Children. After stumbling out of the gate they turned on the juice and never looked back, taking first place with room to spare.  51 points for these guys, and a big congratulations on their VERY FIRST Señor Wong trivia win!

2nd Place tonight with 48 points was the lone gunman who calls himself Brew Tang Clan. He came, he dropped knowledge and he melted into the night. Here's an artist's rendition:

JUST landing in third place by virtue of a tiebreaker was Mouthful of Crazy who beat out Yogurt Enema with 47 points.

4.23 - I'll Never Eat Yogurt Again

We had a great night at Señor Wong this week with a bunch of new teams kicking the doors in and making their mark. They peed everywhere, it was terrible. Also they won some stuff.

¡NEW TEAM ALERT! Yogurt Enema brought their "unique" brand of New Age healing to trivia and took first place with a solid 55 points. After a yogurt enema it was probably the only thing that was solid youknowwhatI'msayin'?

I know what you're thinking: "Where's Mouthful of Crazy?" Here they are, grabbing second place with 52 points and getting ready to hit the art museum. Finally, some culture for these classy broads.

¡ANOTHER NEW TEAM! Third place winners tonight were Crazy Eyes, winning a tie-breaker and racking up 49 points. Don't look now, but I think I know where they got their name. Sure, she looks nice, but those eyes will melt your brain.

4.16 - These Winnings Happened

I'm behind on my trivia blogging so let's just cut the crap and get right to the winners. I said cut the crap! DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE!

First place with 55 points was Mouthful of Crazy. I can't remember what category they dominated to climb to the top again but it was probably most of them.

 

In second with their highest-ever score of 51 were the Knuckle Children! They felt the slippery ooze of victory for a brief moment but, as it tends to do, it dripped through their fingers and all over their floor.

Third place with 47 points were I Can Fit 3 Guys In My Backseat. I'm not sure how comfortable I am giving away my Spiderman book to admitted serial killers but they earned it. Sorry Spiderman, you're going to be someone's lampshade soon.

4.9 - Monkey Fighting Winners

Every winning team last night had a food/eating theme for their name, and it's only fitting that in the end they were taken down by the Mouthful of Crazy. NOM NOM NOM.

Third place winners (and losers of a tiebreaker) were Burger/French Fry/Lemonade - delicious even in defeat. 46 points!

Second placers and tiebreaking masters were the Cheez Whiz Kids, correctly guessing how many words the shortest story about dinosaurs has. Bueno.

It's Bruce's birthday so it's only right that Mouthful of Crazy won, although they usually win whether or not someone fell out of their mom a few years earlier. 51 points!

Sorry for the time confusion this week - we got it all fixed and the Twitter girl was locked in the shame closet for her crimes. See you next week at 9:00!

4.2 - You Guys Gotta Get Across the River

The Minneapolos neighborhoods round had everyone bamboozled last night! I did not see that coming. As usual, the cream rose to the top and this cream was pregnant with knowledge of cartoon characters.

Your first place team abdicated their halftime shots and went on to ACE the 2nd half of trivia, netting themselves 54 points in the process. I give you - Mouthful of Crazy.

Your 2nd place team was It's Britney, Bitch. They loved the music I was playing but made it unnecessarily clear that they weren't hitting on me. Too, too clear.  47 points!

Third place were the Knuckle Children, back from their broomball hiatus. Or was it curling? I can never tell what people from St. Paul are in to these days. 45 points!