May 1: Yeah, It's May Day. Insert Pole Joke Here

The Whiskey Whores have been unseated. I repeat. The Whiskey Whores. Have. Been. Unseated.

It took another tie-breaker, but a win is a win. Put your e-hands together and congratulate our new champions, Orange Force. Not only did they overthrow the house favorite, they did so with finesse (accurate phonetic representations of tricky foreign words WILL be accepted).

In third place news, this week's hardware-slash-gift-card went to another new team, the Porkchop Express. 

All-in-all, it was not a good week for the incumbents. But, let that be a shining beacon of hope for new teams everywhere. Come out next week, and make your mark.

First place (44 points) - Orange Force:

 

Second place (44 points) - The Whiskey Whores:

Third place (42 points) - Porkchop Express: