Host returns; women weep, hysteria ensues

They say "if you love your trivia host, let them go...go get a massage on their recently dislocated elbow, only to have it dislocate again, requiring another visit to the ER, and forcing them to miss trivia. If they return, they are meant to be your host." It's a well know saying, and boy, I sure am pumped that it applies here. But let's go mug half full: this just means we're soulmates!! Yes, I find that pretty creepy, but it just feels so right. Moving forward, this past week of trivia was as solid as my relocated elbow. We had a lot of good scores, but ended up with a showdown for first place between The Symbol and Kofi's #1 Fans, who both tied with 41 points. The Symbol are well-versed in this situation, and it paid off, as they took home first place and sent Kofi's fans packing. Good riddance, I say. No, I don't know why I said that. Per usual, it was a glorious time, and will be again next Wednesday, barring another serious injury on my part.

First: The Symbol - 41.5

Second: Kofi's #1 Fans - 41

Last: everyone else - who cares