Kings Wine Bar

Nice stop, Blind Side Monster.

Kyle — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:59:24 +0000

What a normal night, huh?

Octomom! 41
Genesis! 42
Presbyterians is an Anagram for Britney Spears! 45

Thanks to Herocycle for some prizes. Go see a play for once, Meatheads.

Xoxo
Kyle

I am no longer a Mother-boy, I am a Mother-man!

Kyle — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 17:40:38 +0000

Tttttthree! Allies Chicken Cutlets!
2222222222wo! Rural Jurors!
Oooooooorst! Here Comes the Falling Skylab!
What a nice quiet night.
Ttyl.
Forever,
Kyle

I’m the pathetic one, Buster, not you. I totally freaked out in front of that prosecutor today. Like a little girl. In a little dress. Little saddle shoes. Little pigtails.

Kyle — Tue, 04 Jun 2013 23:06:48 +0000

Bear Butts! Scandalous! 3rrr
Jimmy Jameses! Fort Awesome! 2nnn
Motel 7! Funny thing! 1rrr

Love you til I die,
Kyle

Mouth to vermouth

Kyle — Tue, 28 May 2013 20:51:43 +0000

Boo Radleys! 45
One for your Mutha! 46
Hold me closer, Tony Danza! 48

SUCH CLOSENESS IN SCORES

Ti amo,
Carlo

I never thought I'd miss a hand so much.

Kyle — Tue, 21 May 2013 19:48:04 +0000

Wins and dins.
(Winners and dinners)

Give me a second I have pooped my diaper! Four seven points!
Meatless Monday!! 4 eight points! So close!!
Ewok Apartheid!!! Four 9 points!!! WHATACLOSEGAME

Love luck and lollipops,
Kyle

Let me ask you, are you at all concerned about an uprising?

Kyle — Tue, 14 May 2013 17:26:48 +0000

2 ties. Unprecedented?
Where's Bob killed at tie breaker 1 for three place!
John Travoltas Hair, sadly, lost tie breaker 2 for two place.
Marriage a Bunch!! 1 place.
Amazing night
Amazing memories
I love you
Kyle

I just wanted to share my Pop Secret with you!

Kyle — Tue, 07 May 2013 18:15:26 +0000

Crazy Cat Lady PhD 46
Booyakasha! 47 ptz.
Catface Meowmers 50 friggin points!
I love each and every one of you,
Kyle

Look at banner, Michael!

Kyle — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:03:33 +0000

Third place tie break winnerrrrts: Skoot Lords of South Minneapolis! 42!
One for the Fetus! 44!!
Cat Butt!! 45!
A baby in a kimono!

Why can't I have hair and him nothing?

Kyle — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:24:26 +0000

Games Earl Thrones! My favorite name yet! 44 ptz.
So...so...so...Buffalo Wings! 45 point!
Paddles! 50 POINTS.

I love you,
Kyle

4.15.13 Life-Changing Meatloaf

Claudia — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 05:18:30 +0000

You guys, Kyle was sick tonight, but claudia was not. And so she hosted trivia. And now she is talking about herself in the third person. It's weird.

Our winners:

Dan Bougie and the dreamboats. Dreamy! 53 points!

Second Place, after the closest tie-breaker I've ever seen.

I'm looking for a safehouse! 53 points!

And finally, the lovely ladies at the bar:

Motel 7! They won a magnet!

Next week, kyle will hopefully be back. In the meantime, you guys should totally eat the King's Meatloaf sandwich. It's amazing!