First went to The Bearded Clams with 59 points!It's safe. I've holstered my bearded clam...for now.
Second went to the first place team at the halfway mark - Occupy Weyerhauser! 56 points!Indeed. We should occupy John Weyerhauser - this dead guy with said name who looks like Stephen Colbert who I found via Google Images.
Third went to tiebreaker victors Tennessee Bin Cooter Barons with 55 points!Congrats to the fella on the right side who coined the term "strawlingus." You're an American hero in my book.
And fourth went to tiebreaker losers Rickey Henderson feat. Bam!Best third wheel EVER!
Thanks to all the wonderful Green Millionaires! See you next time...