Team Salt takes time out from taking over world to win local trivia night

Another week. Another set of mind-blowing trivia questions. Another night of complete domination. I was optimistic at first - walking through the door I thought to myself "self, there are enough people here...there's no way Team NaCl can beat them all..." But I was wrong. I'm so stupid. Team Salt absolutely dismantled the competition. The trivia tyrants tallied up 25 total points, breaking the hearts of every other team, and affirming my belief that they did, in fact, invent the internet.

Second place was a bit trickier - we had a tie at 22 points: everyone's favorite equation, Foxy + Roxy + Me, were locked in a dead heat with 3/5 of Spank, and forced to duke it out sudden death overtime style. F/R/M? Buried by 1/5 of Spank, thus granting the remaining 2/5 of Spank a second place finish which all 3/5 relished. F/R/M ended up with third, bruised but not beaten. They'll be back to claim what's rightfully theirs (booze) next week. In all, even though Team Salt is apparently on a path for world domination, everyone was still able to enjoy themselves, and will do so again next week!

First: NaCl - 25

Second: 3/5 of Spank - 23

Third: Foxy+Roxy+Me - 22