Hey all you _________!
We need a nickname. What do we call this motley ragtime group of freedom fighters that congregate every week for Tuesday night trivia? Are we Darbites? Darbettes? Darby Darlings? Let's put our heads together! Let me know what you think at this weeks' trivia.
Anyway, I need to make an announcement before we get to this week's entries to the hall of eternal and everlasting champions of winning victoriously. As you may have noticed, all of the photos on the blog are cropped. Many brave men and women have lost half of their faces to this strange formatting peculiarity. I could resize my photos or use a less ace camera. Or you can click on over to the Trivia Mafia @ Darby's facebook group and see the full, uncropped photos posted there every single week! Yeah, let's do that option.
On to the champions!
1.25 State of the Onion Ring could have placed 1st. But placing 4th was on their Bucket List, and they are all HUGE Morgan Freeman fans.
1.25 Optimus Subprime Lending Scheme shed a few team members this week but won the tiebreaker to take 3rd place. Is it bad I can make more jokes about Transformers than I can about subprime lending schemes? It is, isn't it? To be fair though, there is absolutely nothing funny about subprime lending schemes.
1.25 I waited 20 minutes after trivia to take a photo of 2nd place champions Pelvit. They were too busy playing Big Buck Safari. AKA the coolest victory celebration possible?
1.25 I don't think 1st place winners Las Bañanas read the Trivia Mafia website and I KNOW they aren't in the Darby's Facebook group. That means I can tell you whatever lies about them that I want. Las Bañanas hate animals, breakfast and new-car smell. In 1996 they voted for Ross Perot. They pronounce the word "library" as "lie-berry." One of them has been convicted of three felonies. The other works at an animal shelter and knowingly sends puppies to abusive homes. Both like the Star Wars prequels.
BEEP BOOP BOOP See you all at trivia this Tuesday at 8PM! Bring nickname suggestions!