ATTENTION EVERYBODY. I HAVE AN IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.
It has come to my attention that many of you are having trouble finding the Trivia Mafia at Darby's Pub and Grill facebook group. Don't worry! I often find Facebook confusing as well. That is why I have come here today to provide you with a link. Click it, and you will be taken to the group page. And then you can join the group and we can be friends that never end! Do it! We have nothing BUT good times in our Facebook group. Join today!
And now on to this week's fabulous winners!
1.18 Boss Goss is a cross between Ross and lacrosse. Across the gloss moss they toss the loss sauce. They also won 4th place! Brought to you by Dr. Seuss.
1.18 Optimus Sub-Prime Lending Scheme probably has my favorite name in trivia history. I was going to give them extra points for it, BUT I TOTALLY DID NOT BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE UNETHICAL AND OF COURSE I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING THAT IS CONSIDERED BAD BY EVEN THE MOST PRUDENT OF PEOPLE. Whew. I'm glad I got that out of the way. They won 3rd place with points they earned through legitimate means. Trust me.
1.18 I was going to write very nice things about the Febreeze Brothers here. But guess who forgot to pay me my bribes this week? It's easy people. Buy me a beer and I'll compliment your physical features. But me Super Nintendo games and I will write a nice letter of recommendation for you (unless it's a game I already have, in which case I'll just be an enthusiastic reference). Buy me a pizza, and I'll love you for the rest of your life. Easy right? Febreeze Brothers didn't buy me anything. So here they are in 2nd place.
1.18 Team Jobin requested I make a funny I Love You Man reference again this week, but I haven't seen that movie in a year. So instead I spent 20 minutes photoshopping Paul Rudd and Jason Segal into their trivia photo. I know I know. It DOES look just like the real thing.
Let's review. These people are all awesome. You will be awesome once you come to trivia. And you will feel awesome the moment you join our Facebook group! See you at Darby's!