Congratulations to Blobby People with Sperm (pictured below, 59 points) for (A) becoming the first team to qualify for the 2013 Trivia Mafia Tournament of Champions, and (B) coming up with a team name that actually disgusted Sean. Sean (A) has been doing this a while, and (B) is pretty hard to disgust, so that's quite the feat.
Another big congrats to our second-place team, I Like Watching You Sleep (58 points) for acquiring the double-whammy (or whatever the opposite of a whammy is--a whopper?) of winning their way into the tourney AND locking down a fistful of burritos, courtesy of our friends at Chipotle:
Just missing out on the burritos, the tourney, AND the 331 gift cards is our third-place team, who are still plenty pleased to receive this passes to the Minneapolis Institute of Arts: Pteam Pterodactyl! (53 points)
Our fourth-place team ditched out before they could get their t-shirt and victory photo. What's up with that, Fearboner?
And finally, I give to you our Learn Some Shit Award "winners," they of the mighty 18 points: Team Discovey Channel!
See you back here next week, when we do it all again!