May 5: Trivia Mafia will make you... JUMP, JUMP

We celebrated a lot of things last night: The beautiful weather, the creamy deliciousness of mayonnaise, the difficulty of spelling said deliciousness, Sean's absence, Nate's presence, Star Wars, and, weirdly, flowers. But one bittersweet thread ran through the night, and that was the untimely passing Chris Kelly of Kris Kross. If Heaven has a mass transit system, it's got one more passenger running late. 

How did we honor his memory? With a tiebreaking Jump-off, of course. 

And so, without further ado, I present the Daddy Macks of trivia last night: 

First place, and winners of the Kriss Kross "Jump"-Off: But You Look Smarter Naked (55/60)

Second place, demonstrating incredible smarts but less-than-impressive Jumping skillz: Pteam Pterodactyl! (55/60)

Third place, and winners of our other tiebreaker, the Robot Dance-Off: I Like Watching You Sleep (53/60)

Fourth place, losers of the Robot Battle but winners of some crap from a shitty movie: Bathroom Text! (53/60)

And the Learn Some Shit "winners," our new friends from Weekend Stepdad (26/60)

And there you have it. See you next week! 

xo,
chuck