While the rain gods poured down their vengeance last night upon the sturdy brick walls of the 331 Club, we inside changed our latitudes and sipped pina coladas, tasted champagne, and later got caught in the rain while biking home. As far as making love at midnight--well, that's none of your beeswax.
In addition to living out the lyrics to Rupert Holmes's only hit song, we also witnessed an anatomical battle of the sexes last night, as Dick Genius and Origami Vulva both scored a ridiculous 59/60 score, ramming them together in a sticky tiebreaker for the ages. In the end, Dick Genius was spent, and Origami Vulva was on top:
Coming in third, winning the coveted "Cheese Shredder," Northern Brewer pint glasses, and a lifetime of memories of the day one of their team-members got engaged and then went straight to trivia: Heeeeeere's The Specials!
Which means Pteam Pterodactyl stumbled all the way down to fourth place:
And coming in last place, earning the also-coveted Learn Some Shit award (thanks Half Price Books!): A team called EAT.
Just goes to show: No matter how low your score is, someone from Dick Genius will still photobomb you.
The ever-average Nipple Chaffing will be the DJs next week!