May 20: Fart-a-Whirl

Hey, don't get me wrong, I love me some Art-a-Whirl, especially now that it's a weekend long drunkfest that's more about live music and making out in public and less about ceramics and beads and shit. But it's my least favorite week to run trivia at the 331. I applaud the trivia faithful for bearing with the crowds and the drunks and Nash, who was a drunk crowd all by himself. 

Your winners from last night: 

First place: Double Deuce Coffee to Go (54/60)

I tried to make a GIF of them doing stripper dance moves, but my phone screwed it up. Sorry everyone. 

Runners up: The Specials! (52/60) Looking downcast in honor of DJ Zubaz, who left early and never looks at the camera anyway: 

They won the three-way tiebreaker for second place, just barely edging out the third-place team:

I Like Watching Dr. Jew Sleep (52/60)

And the fourth-place team, Second-Hand Splooge (52/60)

Well done ladies. 

The Learn Some Shit award was not awarded, as the last-place team skedaddled before we had a chance to publicly shame them. And Mothership of Hate, Sunday's DJ team, miraculously managed to be most average AGAIN, making them our first-ever repeat DJs. 

Reminder: Next week is Memorial Day, which means we may have more teams than usual on Sunday. So come early, get a booth, settle in, and have some wine. See you then. 

xo,

chuck