April 22: Happy Earth Day to You

You know who knows a shit-ton about the early childhood education of Condoleezza Rice? You fuckers. We had, no lie, 10 teams score a full 5 points on the bio round last night, all because "Birmingham" and "started ballet at age 3" was all it took for everyone to take up their pens and struggle to spell Condi's first name. I had no idea we had so many fans of the Warrior Princess in the house. I guess we know now what's on your bedside table. 

A big congratulations is in order for the team called Secret Sex. They smashed the competition this week with a stunning 58 points. Now let's see them do the Robot! 

I uploaded these in the wrong order, so you're just going to have to live with seeing the third-place team next: I Like Watching Dr. Jew Sleep! (55/60)

And without further ado, second place: Wyld Stallions! (55/60 + tiebreaker)

Word on the street is they rule. 

Fifth place (I told you): Tiddles! (52/60)

Fourth place: Hindenburg Sea Monsters! (53/60)

And coming in last, "winning" the Learn Some Shit award once again, I give you the adorable frowny faces of Mothership of Hate!

You'll get 'em next time, ladies. 

Speaking of ladies, Nipple Chaffing will be your DJs next week thanks to their tremendously average showing last night. 

until then,
chuck