Hello trivia faithful, and welcome to another installment of What the Fuck Did We Do Last Night weekly, published every now and after Chuck & Sean's Trivia Mafia night at the cozy 331 Club. Last night was, by all accounts, a fantastic night of trivia, as we combed through the results of our latest Customer Sassifaction Survey and learned that our lovely 331 regulars like their trivia harder and faster and deeper, whatever that means. So we hardened it up for you:
Wait, that's a picture of Sean dancing with Anna the birthday girl. Nevermind.
So we hardened it up for you and asked a variety of Titanic-themed questions that really didn't have anything to do with the Titanic, and instead covered other shipwrecks, as well as the impressive filmic career of one Billy Zane, a career that began like so:
As the rain poured and the hail fell outside, we kept it warm and dry, and were done by 11. Which isn't that much earlier than usual. Sorry survey respondents! We'll try harder next week. Much, much harder.
Your winners: From the Depths of James Cameron's Ass (56 points)
The secret to their success: Praying to the trivia gods:
By which I mean me, of course.
Second place: I Like Watching Dr. Jew Sleep (52 + a tiebreaker win)
Third: Pteam Pterodactyl (52)
And fourth place, winners of the non-existent "Best Team Name" prize: I Fucked a Donut
That's why they look so happy.
The Bar Asians were last place. Feed the Weez was Most Average and will take over the DJ duties from the always-excellent Mothership of Hate next week. See you then!