Greetings! And welcome to the first Monday of the rest of your Mondays. What did we learn last night? We learned a lot about each other, methinks. We learned that, inside all of us, there's a Disney princess waiting to come out of her shell, grab the world by the gonads, and shout at the poor trivia hosts until they give her a few extra points. And we learned that Sleeping Beauty has like five names, one of which is vaguely flowery. Good, good, good.
Let's have a look at our winners, and decide their totem Disney Princesses:
The belles of the trivia ball last night were, once again, Pteam Pterodactyl (55 points). That makes them the best Disney Princess ever, who, appropriately enough, was named Belle:
That's our DJ from last night, doing his best Beast impression.
Coming in second--which is becoming maybe a little too familiar a feeling, yes?--was Death Toll 717 (54 points).
There they are, bubbling just below the surface, looking longingly up at the winning team week after week, wondering what it's like to be (wait for it)... part of their world. That's right folks, you're Ariel. Congrats!
The third place team, Fuckin' A DJs, had 53 points. I took their photo... really, I did. But it disappeared from my phone. So I guess that makes them Tiana, from "The Princess and the Frog," because nobody's ever seen that movie.
Fourth place: Rectangular Prisms, with 51 points!
Look who's rising from the puddle of DJ mediocrity to land a spot in the winners' circle! One might even call it a "whole new world"! Congrats Prism, you're Jasmine! You may not have won much more than a bag of shitty beads, but you get to be the coolest Disney Princess, so that's something.
And our Learn Some Shit winners: Table for Two (34 points). In honor of my own learning some shit about one princess Briar Rose, nee Aurora, as well as the torpidity of your trivial activities last night, I dub thee Sleeping Beauty. Don't worry, one day a handsome Prince will awaken you from your slumber and carry you into the world of winning teams. Hey, it could happen.
Thanks everyone! See you next Sunday.